This...

I eat the insides

like a george

INSERT BELLE WHAAAAAA?!?!

In honor of World Teachers' Day today, tell us about a teacher who had a positive impact on your life.

MISSUH TAYLUH WUTSUN.

she ate george lopez. FOR BREAKFAST FOLKS.

by total accident. cause she's just eating her tv stirfry with a spatula then bam!

IN COMING GEORGE LOPEZ

i bet he'd make a joke about being mexican.

LOL ITALIAN FAMILY

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could never fail? 
Submitted by BeckyPink. 

I'd take my best friend belle and we'd go on the travel train where we'd meet saturday the giraffe, we then would ride on the giraffe across town, waving at passing civilians and hexing people with black magic. well, belle's would be black magic, mine would be a kind of mustard yellow. anyway so we'd do that, but stop at the 17th civilian, and ask him if he liked ice cream. he'd say "ooohhhhhh, nooooooooooooo i have never liked icecreammmmm" and we'd continue on. once we found the hammock store, we'd hop off of saturday and walktalk into the store. once we got in, we'd see this old lady... an old lady.. with eyes like she'd seen too little... eyes that looked like unused thimbles.. always sitting in the sewing kit.... never getting a chance to come out and protect the thumb it loved... eyes that had no life..no thumbs...  those eyes.. and we looked at her, and we said "hey! you! get over here!" and she just stared. and we said "hey! you whatcha doing!? get over here!" and she would just stare. she would just stare up at us like she couldnt see anything. like she was blind. like something was stuck in her eyes. so we would reach out... and pluck the thimbles from the womans eyes, and she said "oh! deyre were thimbllllz in my eyess" and would say "that was genius belle" and belle would do a backflip and we would leave, get into the nearest carriage and tell the driver to set off towards tail land. the land of tails and spunk. that was where the spunk lived, and we would want to have it. but when we would look beside us in the carriage, we would realize there were two elderly frogs in the seats. and we'd say "frogs! get outta here!" and we'd then squish their brains out. we then would tell the carriage driver his aunt was sick with humpox, and tell him he could go home. he would thank us, and we'd start driving towards tail land. but on the way we would drive off a small cliff by accident, and land in a pile of goat cheese. it would smell awful that goat cheese, and we'd be forced to end our journey. and accept that we would never have the spunk from tail land afterall.

that is what i would do. .

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could never fail? 
Submitted by BeckyPink. 

Win the lottery.

What does your name mean and why did your parents choose it for you? 
Submitted by mommy2two.

My name, "Taylor" simply means "Tailor" as in a "person who's occupation is making and altering garments." Boringgggg. My mom picked it because deep down she wanted a boy.

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What are the 10 foods you must have in your refrigerator and/or your kitchen cabinet? 
Submitted by Carol.  

1. Dr. Pepper, always cold.
2. Chips, the ruffled potatoey kind.
3. Cheese, not the american slices though.
4. Pickles, cause they're crunchy & stuff.
5. Hamburger Helper, I could totally live off of that stuff.
6. Taco stuff, because it makes my whole world brighter.
7. Orange Juice.
8. Grapes
9. Icecream, flavor depending on my mood.
10. Poptarts.

God I'm a really unhealthy eater.